Part I: Everybody wants some!! "The pussy-plucking-posse pocket of Hollywood" ; "Dinosaur music" ; Interview: Michael Anthony of Van Halen ; "Just because someone says you suck doesn't mean you DON'T suck" ; "Rhymes with rockin'!" ; "Blue-black hair and high heels" ; Ratt 'n' roll ; "Don't just tackle the quarterback - break his arms and legs, too!" ; The Yellow and Black attack! ; "It's male dominating. Macho-ism or whatever" ; "We prayed in the limo, sure" ; "We know what we're doing, fuck you!" ; "Okay, where's the knives?"
Part II: Feel the noize. "Anthem participatory rock" ; "This is gonna go" ; "Then I got the Ozzy gig..." ; "When you've got nothin', you've got nothin' to lose" ; "I'm not running any fucking circus!" ; "You've gotta meet my friend Axl" ; "We just made it a friggin' party" ; "It's hard to believe, but at that time Jani was really kind of shy" ; "Everybody would be throwing up, passing out, hallucinating, or banging outside" ; "Pop songs with heavy guitars" ; "I broke Nikki's nose. I broke Tommy's nose. I punched poor Mick just for the heck of it" ; "I believe our bus got crabbed out" ; "George and Don hated each other...really hated each other" ; "Guns and Rose" ; "For one thing, we never wore any fucking lipstick!" ; "The Poison thing"
Part III: Knock 'em dead, kid. "What? A chick in our band?" ; "The girls were just, like, melting" ; "People didn't know whether to fuck us or fight us" ; "How do I get a record deal?" ; "Our hero is gonna fucking split his brains open in front os us RIGHT NOW!" ; Interview: Alan Niven, Guns N' Roses and Great White manager ; "And we've got the pictures to prove it" ; "The horniest band in L.A." ; Flyer wars ; "If they had cameras back then, that whole scene would be in jail" ; "It felt like Beatlemania" ; Garden State music ; Interview: Dave "Snake" Sabo of Skid Row ; "You mean Slash coulda played the Chris Holmes part?" ; "We never even knew we had money in our bank accounts"
Part IV: Youth gone wild. "You just signed Kip Winger!" ; "Michael Jackson saw the value in Poison" ; "If you put tits on him, he could run for Miss Texas" ; "If you look at the clothing, it's all pretty outrageous, innit?" ; "Saving whales doesn't sell albums; leather pants do" ; "Send the check for the Nelsons - they're ready" ; Interview: Rick Krim, MTV executive ; "We call them, uh, 'Panty wetters'" ; "Fucked if I'm gonna do THIS every night" ; "Tommy Lee came to our room with a plate. And he had shit on it" ; "Bon Jovi, Jr." ; "It was like being on a plane with two hundred gremlins"
Part V: The last mile. "Is it a gun problem or a bat problem?" ; Interview: Steve Brown of Trixter ; "The Scorpions wanted us off the tour after the first night" ; "Cherry Pie guy" ; Interview: Brian Baker of Junkyard ; What comes around goes around ; "It was a total scene out of Gunslinger or Something" ; "The girlfriends and wives didn't want us there" ; "Chachi's bumming everybody out" ; "It was like, 'fa-an-nu-no-nu-sh-abba-abba'" ; "You're gonna lose half your audience"
Part VI: Shut up, Beavis. "38 Guns N' Roses, 20 Ratts, 14 Warrants..." ; "We said, 'Fuck it,' and hung it up" ; "I don't think Nirvana every wanted to kill anyone's career" ; "All of a sudden you were radioactive"
Part VII: Epilogue. "This is what we do."